Must have a lot of gall
How could you say these things, you’re the one that played me, don’t try to reel me in, i don’t even swim in that part of the lake anymore honey.
I'm just going to start messaging hot babes
And just write “who are you? And why haven’t you guzzled my cum yet?” That oughta do the trick right? That’s what all da gurlies want to hear?
You know what would be cute? If I had someone to...
That moment your ex sees you and is like holy...
Nice haircut it’s really really nice And you’re like yeah. I know. 💁
City and colour
Yeah they’re good or “he’s” good but god fucking dammit all of his songs sound the same!!!! And I actually have the right to say this, because, I AM a musician. And I have tried to learn some of the songs, and they all have essentially the same chords and same melodies. It sucks cause I really want to listen to him today, but I’m just not able to tolerate it...
Today is picture story day post up pictures of...
This one time when I was like 15 I got head at the RMC restroom whilst first blood played their set. I kept telling the broad I was with “next time I see you , you’ll give me head” for like a month after. It was cool.
Does anyone have a noose lying around? A shotgun,...
cynicalsoliloquies: excuse-my-charisma: 1-6 to City =( I still feel like shit