I feel bad for every kid that be friends my son. Cause they’ll never be as cool him
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I’ll have a double double with grilled anons please.
My mother calls me after fifteen minutes of leaving the house “where are you with the baby?! You should be home what are you doing you can’t be out all night with him don’t be out till midnight blah blah blah” First. I’m making an appearance at my friends get together for his birthday, whom I PROMISED I would show up to. My girlfriend works at 4am. And Elliott was...
Bob Dylan 1966 Playboy Interview
PLAYBOY: What made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wound up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and got a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
PLAYBOY: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
Bob Dylan: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.
When you know that
you should be quiet and let your mother speak but you really want to say shut the fuck up you’re seriously not seeing anything the way it really is and it’s getting fucking annoying but you hardly ever really talk to her so you know she needs to vent so you stay quiet and just listen as she stays bitching about shit. I hate giving a fuck. I wish I could just say fuck it and fuck...
With my son. He’s pretty cool.
Today is my friend George 's birthday
so we went to the gym, hit up starbucks and got haircuts cool!
My Rule for last nights game of kings cup
“in conjuncture to all the other rules you must also hit the table three times and make a Beatles reference before you can drink” The other rules consisted of holding the pinky out while drinking No cussing And some other shit We fucked up so much I’m beat.
I might be your third man honey
But Its a fact that I’m the seventh son
Good morning, I have work in two hours. I’m still drunk.
You’re super drunk and you listen to your own song and are like WOW…………
You act all like what ever and then you’re like oh.
can you hear me now?
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I feel so special.
I feel so special.
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lolmraz: Woke up today and went to the tattoo shop right down the road from my house to find out how much my tattoo would cost. The guy said he’d cut me a deal for 120 bucks, (I think because a guy I knew was there and that he likes Star Wars too.) Then my friend had me smoke a bowl with him before I went… Love this
Biggest pet peeve when someone asks you to pick them up at 8. You know after you get off of work, well you get there at 8:20 giving them more than enough time, you even call when you’re down the street to let them know you’re here, and they haven’t even gotten ready. -_____________________________-