Been working with my pops since 7 Fuckz Iz amz tiredz On the upper hand there’s a guy in this parking lot with a fuuuck that guy on his back window of his car , and I am typing this with my iPhone upside down Cool.
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
somewhat-damaged: anasaysyo: Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA omg. dying right now. haha that’s cute though. I’m going to do this every time now haha. Perfect
ahr: have it so easy. Sluts are so easy
Parents went to la today
brought me back some nica food Fuck Yes
That awkward moment when arsenal fans try to bs...
Our team as a whole even the reserves are great we wouldn’t try to feed you that bullshit. Maybe your coach should train his bench instead of spending all his time on his “star players “
This next post is an ode to the sad guy in an...
Dude, fuck your life Forever My reds go marching on on on!
I'd h8-2 be an Arsenal fan right now.
Well just put on another record
Gonna go to the garage and smoke a bit.
After an awkward evening,
My life partner and I lay in a pitch dark room on separate couches listening to my bright eyes records… No words spoken for the last 15 minutes.
Nothing is as pressing
As the the one who’s pressing would like you to believe
So if i was the kind of guy she acts like I am
id be a pretty fucked up waste of space. As messed up of a thought it is, I wish she could have been in a “real” bad relationship I wish she could experience the hurtfulness of the real shit, this is nothing compared to that but since its all she knows she can’t compare. It’s fucked in all directions… And we are polar opposites she likes being in a shell, being...
After thinking long and hard about this it makes...
im the one out of step with the world I’m the one that is retarded I’m the one that can’t make common sense decisions I’m the one that over thinks everything Everyone else is right. Everyone else is sane
Well the kissing leads to touching and the touching leads to sex and then there is no mystery left…
My girlfriend summer.
She’s aight, you know were basically married… Have a family, And everything is great.
pjxel: if my kids ever go goth or scene or emo or whatever embarrassing labels exist at the time then im going to dress the same and follow them around everywhere and not dress normal until they do
Van Der Sar Is My Hero!: So, my cousin told my... →
hgm-vds: So, my cousin told my uncle to buy him a MANCHESTER UNITED jersey. So, my uncle did. He’s not interested in football, but got him the jerseys anyway. When my uncle got back, my little cousin runs towards him and asks him if he got it. So, my uncle says yes. He takes out the jersey out of the bag… Oh fuck his life >.
Some people I talk to that have kids I feel like they should not be allowed to have kids. That’s all.
It's strange how
My friends seem to call every time after I’m done having le sexy time or loving my self, not a second too soon not a second too late ….it’s like they know!
In need to find that picture of chicharito gigs...
coming into the field together
Thinking about getting a little Pluto tattoo